you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
but he can’t knot.
When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.