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screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs

marguerite26:

thesassylorax:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

comedy gold

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it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

but he can’t knot.

520-bro:

ah fuck

little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.